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An old man lived alone in Minnesota. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his situation:
Dear Son,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won’t be able to plant my potato garden this year. I hate to miss doing the garden, because
your mother always loved planting time. I’m just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, all my troubles would be
over. I know you would dig the plot for me, if you weren’t in prison.
Love,
Dad Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!"
Dad Shortly, the old man received this telegram: "For Heaven’s sake, Dad, don’t dig up the garden!! That’s where I buried the GUNS!!"
At 4 a.m. the next morning, a dozen FBI agents and local police officers showed up and dug up the entire garden without finding any guns.
Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
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Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asked him what to do next.
His son’s reply was: "Go ahead and plant your potatoes, Dad. It’s the best I could do for you from here."
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Moral:–
No Matter Where You Are In The World, If You Have Decided To DoSomething Deep From Your Heart You Can Do It. It Is The Thought That Matters Not Where You Are Or Where The Person Is.
KnOw ThIs ToO
1. God is real, unless declared integer
2. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
3. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
4. Home is where the television is.
5. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.
6. Death is hereditary.
7. Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
8. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
9. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
10.Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
11.Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else..
12.Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
13.Well done is better than well said.
14.Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is
looking.
15.They say hard work never hurt anybody, but why take the chance.
16.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
17.You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
18.I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
19.If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
20.Pessimist: A person that looks both ways when crossing a one way street.
21.The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an approaching
train.
22.Where there’s a will there are five hundred relatives.
23.I have a drinking problem – I can’t afford it.
24.Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
25.LUCK…stands for Labouring Under Correct Knowledge
26.Everyone should have a spouse, because there are a number of things that
go wrong that one can’t blame on the government.
27.The evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then
proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
28.There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right
side.
29. An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it
sound confusing.
One Chinese person walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here. "The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied Spielberg.
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.
"Shocked, Spielberg replies, " It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same."
